☠️🍹 What be Memo’s Margarita Mutiny? 🍹☠️
Tired o’ the same ol’ taverns an’ landlubber clubs? Then it’s time ye trade the barstool for a barrel o’ rum on the open seas!
🔥 New for 2025 – Captain Memo’s Margarita Mutiny! A rollickin’, 21+ only pirate cruise that sets sail straight outta Clearwater Beach Marina.
Instead of starin’ at the same four walls, join yer fellow buccaneers aboard the Pirate’s Ransom for a night o’ strong grog, salty laughs, dancin’ under the stars, an’ a proper pirate’s party ye won’t soon forget.
So grab yer mates, polish up yer hook, and get ready to mutiny against the ordinary. Adventure, margaritas, an’ mischief await! ⚓🥳
🍹 Don’t be left ashore—claim yer place on this mutiny now!
🏴☠️ Hoist yer tankards, mateys!
Step aboard and wet yer whistle at our full-service grog bar on the open seas! We be servin’ up $5 Margaritas that’d make even Blackbeard dance a jig.
While ye sip yer potion, test yer sea legs an’ yer sea songs in our Singing Bee—prove ye know yer shanties, or walk the plank! Then lock horns with yer shipmates in the Cursed Code, a game of plunderin’ booty and clever trickery. Prizes will be won, and only the craftiest pirates shall claim the loot!
All the while, ye’ll be soakin’ in the breathtaking horizon, dancin’ to rollickin’ tunes, sharin’ tall tales, an’ makin’ merry with the finest crew o’ scalawags on the seven seas.
🌊 Hoist yer flag today—limited space aboard this voyage!
💰 Tribute: $20 (tax be included, matey!)
⏰ Sailin’ Time: Fridays & Saturdays, 9 Bells (that be 9PM!) 90 minute of swashbucklin’ good times
🍹 Take heed! On this here Margarita Mutiny, the grog flows strong but ye won’t be findin’ complimentary beer ‘n’ wine like on our family voyages. This be a true pirate’s revel, where the mutiny be fueled by margaritas an’ mischief!
☠️ One last thing, ye scallywags… A pirate ship don’t sail with an empty deck! We only set off if we’ve got enough merry mates aboard to raise the mischief. Should the crew be too small, we’ll send a parrot-gram (or at least a message) by 5PM on the day o’ the voyage to let ye know.